The Wrath is Upon Us!!!

After a little over a year of raiding and completing content in the Burning Crusade, this expansion could not have come any sooner. See you all in Northrend.

We beat the game... again...

So I've been lax in the posts. Sorry. Since our last kill, we've wiped a lot to Muru, gotten two more glaives, killed KJ and experienced the power of Bacon. Not bad, in my opinion. :)



I should also say... we killed KJ first :)

2 rogues, 4 glaives, 2 sets of awesome

I dunno about you, but I think dual glaives make you look older. I mean Cerenity just got hers, but Gem's had her's for a while now... she's lookin a little...bony. One can only assume that wielding such power draws from the nipple of your youth like a child to its mother's breast. Goodluck Cerenity, may the curse of the Dual Glaives not affect you like it did Gem.

The Twins go down like the whores they are....

Having ninja'd past Felmyst, dont ask us how, this group of muffins braved the Gauntlet of Doom, the Ledge Boss, and the fury of two pissed off twins.

Much to the standard that has become custom with this guild, we zerg pulled the Gauntlet, watched our powerful, yet humble, GM fail at the ledge boss... TWICE, and made those twins go down faster than Piggy's sister on a Saturday night. It was enjoyable.

I highly recommend doing it the reverse... I think it was about as pleasurable for them as it was for us.

About that Felmyst...

So evidently, we couldn't kill Felmyst on our own.... we had to have some hippies do it for us...

Rumor has it Muffin Makers killed Felmyst

It's news to me, but i think we killed Felmyst a few weeks ago. News of killing Nightbane's recolored brother hit me while I was out on business and I was both too lazy and busy to post the update.

Anyway, to this day, I'm not sure if the rumor is true. I still haven't seen a screenshot. And in this world... of warcraft, screenshots or it didnt happen amirite?

Muffins brutalize Brutallus

A small victory and a server first, this most unlikely zerg guild managed to down the gear check of all gear checks. Special thanks to blizz for loaning us the glaives for this kill. We kind of like them so we're gonna keep them. kthnx.