MuffinMakers

Good news everyone!  The mighty Muffin Makers delivered a dose of delicious death to the dear doctor of the ICC plague wing.  You will notice that Krig was having a bad fur day and couldn't stand having his picture taken.  Despite his best attempts we got him in the shot anyway!

It was a Muffin Makers last attempt to end all last attempts.  For awhile, it looked as though we might break our tradition and have a flawless kill with no hiccups or deaths.  Thankfully, the shit found its way to the proverbial fan at the last moment, as fate knew there was simply no way the Muffins would be happy with a kill screenshot showing a majority of our raiders still alive.  Some quick thinking and our trademarked Muffin Zerg Brute Force turned what was potentially yet another sub-1% heartbreaker into a collective outcry of joyous victory.  Well done, everyone.  Arthas awaits!

 

Muffin Makers are recruiting.  We need a few good raiders (most specifically Shaman and Death Knights, but we're always looking for talented players of all classes) to fill out the ranks in preparation for Icecrown.  If you think you've got what it takes, head on over to our application page and enlist today!

It was late and the muffins were tired, but the big bad bug had to be stomped!  After a series of heart breaking < 1% wipes we banded together for one final push and nailed the Nerubian king to the floor.  Now I personally can’t help but feel bad for him.  All the other Warcraft III villains had some grand plans, epic encounters, etc.  This poor guy got locked in the basement, twice…

 

Again, in perfect Muffin form, mere minutes before the trash respawned and we called it quits for the week, we had a breakthrough attempt where everything came together perfectly and both Vezax and his little friend the Saronite Animus went down faster than the mercury level in a thermometer put into a freezer.  (Weren't expecting THAT metaphor, now were you?)  Rather than leaving the week unfinished as we had nearly resigned ourselves to, we went on to finish off Yogg and ported back to Dalaran with the satisfied accomplishment of two hard mode kills in one night.

After many nights of banging our heads against an iron wall, the Muffin Makers waltzed in to the Assembly of Iron and almost immediately overcame our mental block.  Steelbreaker finally met his end and now sleeps soundly inside our pokémuffins, ready to be unleashed upon some other unsuspecting enemy at our whims.  We promised we'd kill you last... and we did.

 

Yeah so.  I guess we should make a post here about them but honestly I think we had more trouble with Emalon.  Almost one-shotting new bosses when you don't really know anything about them is just sad.  We'll see you in heroic mode, guys.

Boy, is Thorim whipped.  Preferring to listen to Sif over a large group of adventurers who've helped him regain his status, Thorim needed some serious sense knocked into him.  We opted to do exactly that, and Sif was not at all pleased about it.  (spoiler alert: it's not really her - the real Sif probably would have been much more understanding!)

Being a titan and all, Thorim makes for a pretty formidable foe in and of himself, and dealing with that frosty meddling wench at the same time makes it all the more challenging, but the Muffins prevailed once again (in true form, as you can see below) and shattered the illusion, freeing Thorim from Yogg-Saron's control.  Freya, you'd better knock on wood, because we're coming for you next.

The Muffins left XT-002 Deconstructor heartbroken and alone Wednesday night in their wake of destruction. He cried and screamed and pleaded but it did not shake our resolve. What can we say, we're players.

Flame leviathan. All four towers. Devastated, bombarded, nuked, and kicked all over the place from orbit, the Muffins rolled in and laid down the law. If these little toys are the best Mimiron's got, we might just have to go pressing some buttons soon...